Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of the reservation they were on, she asked why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdress.

She asked a brave, who had only one feather in the headdress, His replied was: "Me have only 1 squaw, me have only one feather."

She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had 4 feathers in his headdress. He replied, "Ugh!!!...Me have 4 feather because me sleeep with 4 squaws."

Still not convinced the number of feathers incicated the number of mates involved, she decided to interview the Chief.

He had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say amused Ms. Walter. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?"

The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief!!!...Me fuck-um all, big, small, fat, tall, me fuck-um all!!"

Horrified, Ms. Walter stated, "You ought to be hung."

The Chief replied "You dammed right I'm hung....like buffalo!"

Ms Walter cried, "You don't have have to be so hostile!"

The Chief replied "Hoss-style, dog-style, hog-style,wolf-style, any-style, me fuck-um all!"

Tears in her eyes, Ms. Walter cried, "Oh dear!"

The Chief said, "No dear...me no fuck deer...asshole to high and fuckers runs too fast...no fuck deer!"

.....Ms. Walter fainted...