Michael Hutchence Jokes

Q: What's the similarity between Michael Hutchence and a keyring?

A: They're often seen hanging from belts.

Apparently Michael Hutchence and Paula were having an argument on the phone, she said something he didn't like so he hung up.

The reason she went for him in the first place was because she'd been told he was well-hung.

Q: What have Michael Hutchence and a "Do Not Disturb" sign got in common?

A: They both get hung on hotel doors.

Q: What does INXS stand for?

A: In Need of an Xtra Singer.

Apparently INXS' greatest hits are going to be re-released - there are two possible titles, "Suicide Blonde" or "Kick...the Chair Away".

Q: What's Michael Hutchence's favourite game on Gladiators?

A: Hang Tough.

Q: What's Michael Hutchence's favourite party game?

A: Hangman.

Q: What's Michael Hutchence's favourite sport?

A: Hang Gliding.

Q: What's Michael Hutchence's favourite film?

A: Picnic at Hanging Rock Star.