A guy is stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford. He is, of course, very attracted to her but he doesn't want to come on too strong and make a fool of himself. So he waits a couple of weeks until they both become very lonely, and he makes his move.

To his surprise, she returns his advances and before long they are making love. This goes on for a couple of months--just this guy and Cindy Crawford--all alone on this desert island, making love from the time the sun comes up 'til the time the sun goes down.

Then one day the guy goes up to Cindy and says, "Listen Cindy, do you mind if I borrow your mascara pencil and paint a moustache on you?"

Cindy thinks this is kind of weird, but she really likes the guy. So she says, "Okay, sure!" and she gives him her mascara pencil and he paints a moustache on her.

Next he says, "Would you mind putting on some of my clothes, my undershorts, my pants, my shirt and my shoes."

She's really starting to worry at this point but she says yes and puts on his clothes. Then he says, "Would you mind if I call you Henry?"

She says, "Yes, you can call me Henry." With that the guy grabs her by the shirt, pulls her close to him and says. "Henry....you'll never believe who I'm sleeping with."