Imagine Your Dog Named My Penis
- My Penis ate my homework.
- Oh, no! My Penis is frothing at the mouth!
- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with My Penis.
- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep My Penis on a leash.
- My Penis doesn't come when I call it.
- My Penis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
- I love giving My Penis a bath.
- At night, I sleep with My Penis is my hands.
- My Penis likes it when people pet him.
- My Penis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.
- Playing with My Penis really wears me out.
- Would you like to see a picture of My Penis?
- Sometimes I wake up, and My Penis is already active.
- I think My Penis has a mind of its own.
- I keep a picture of My Penis in my wallet.
- Whenever I get lost, My Penis points me in the right direction.
- I think My Penis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
- My Penis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
- If My Penis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.
- My Penis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
- Help! I can't find My Penis!
- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for My Penis.
- My Penis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take My Penis to the hospital.
- Oh. no! Something bit My Penis!
- Watch it or you'll step on My Penis.
- When My Penis behaves well, he gets a bone.
- Stop kicking My Penis.
- When riding in the car, My Penis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.
- My Penis is truly man's best friend.
- Beware of My Penis. He's carrying a disease.
- People say My Penis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.
- My Penis: the crotch-sniffer.
- There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for My Penis.
- I've trained My Penis to jump through hoops.
- My Penis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.
- Excuse me - I need a muzzle for My Penis.