A woman goes to a farmers market. She comes upon a fruit and vegetable stand. She asks the man at the stand, "Do you have any onions?"

The man replies, "No."

The woman continues her shopping at the farmers market, and comes back to his stand ten minutes later.

"Do you have any onions" she asks.

"No!" the man said. She leaves the stand, and continues her shopping.

She comes back ten minutes later and asks the man "Do you have any onions?"

The man says, "NO! Listen, how do you spell the "Straw" in strawberry?"

The lady says, "S-t-r-a-w".

The man asks, "How do you spell the "Rasp" in raspberry?"

The lady replies, "R-a-s-p".

The man asks, "How do you spell the "Fuck" in onions?"

The lady replies, "There is no "Fuck" in onions"

The man says, "THAT"S WHAT I"VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"